- Shitty: At my age, I need an hour in the bathroom in the morning! And there's always one of them skinny, titless mannequins in there fluffing up her hair.
- Jimmy: We're broke, we're desperate, we're hopeless... The fag doesn't pay, the Shit doesn't pay...
- Chloe McBain: Don't call him "the fag!"
- Daphne McBain: Don't call him "the Shit!"
- Shitty: At least I'm "the Shit." You're just A shit.