- Charles Finster Sr.: When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I ever got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor.
- Stu Pickles: Las Vegas!
- Didi Pickles: Mmm. It's lovely at night.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: Haven't been here since the 50's. Took the town by storm, too. I won 15 jackpots in a row! They flew me home first class just to get rid of me.
- Drew Pickles: Mm, Mom said you lost everything but your underwear and came back on a bus.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: Oh, what did she know?