Bejewelled (1991 TV Movie)

Denis Lawson: Alistair

Quotes 

• Stacey : [trying to sneak into a house undetected]  You wanna climb that?

  [doubtfully points to an old trellis against the house] 

  Alistair : Well, it looks strong enough to me.

  [he puts the weight of his foot on a rung and it immediately snaps in two] 

• Alistair : [speaking to Marvin and Eloise at the airport]  Leave the nice lady alone, ok? Or I'll have you both strapped to the wings.

• Alistair : [eating an unappetizing dinner]  Now you eat your soup or there's no dessert!

  Marvin : Promise?

• Alistair : [Marvin is snapping photos of a murder victim]  Hey! What on earth do you think you're doing?

  [snatches the camera away] 

  Alistair : Give that to me!

  Marvin : Aw, come on Al! That'll go great in my dead things collection!

• Eloise : [At the crime scene]  She is like my goldfish. When you are dead, you go to Heaven.

  Alistair : That may not apply in this case.

  Marvin : Well, she's kinda big to flush down the toilet.

  Alistair : A happy thought there, Marvin. As so many of yours are.

  Marvin : Thanks, Al.

• Alistair : Thanks for seeing us on such short notice, Miss Butler.

  Imelda : Call me Imelda. Everyone else does.

  Stacey : [joins them]  Thanks for letting me freshen up, Miss Butler.

  Marvin : [sarcastically]  Call her Imelda.

  Eloise : Everyone else does!