- Jack Deth: Damnit McNulty! Next time someone hands you an exploding ham, I'm gonna pass the mustard!
- Old McNulty: You don't know what it was like the last time, waking up in the body of a 9-year-old girl!
- Cmdr. Raines: Look, we're sending you back to 1991. Your ancestor will be 15 now!
- Old McNulty: And that's supposed to make me feel better? Guys are going to try to get in my pants!
- McNulty: [to Hap] You know the council's going out of their way to keep you alive so you can procreate!
- [last lines]
- Real Estate Agent: It's a nice house. Glad they could afford it. What did you say he does for a living?
- Hap Ashby: Him? Fortune teller. Yes, sir, real life fortune teller!