- Freddie: Scotty, you're beggining to turn my color. I think it's time I give you the "French kiss of life!" Don't worry. This will be our little secret!
- Scotty, various: Noooooooooooo!
- Messina: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevilmania! I'm gonna rule your world! Gonna tease you, and squeeze you till you drop! I can hypnotize. HIT YOU! Right between the eyes. My poison bites will put out the lights and then you're gone. Yes I'm the queen!
- El Supremo: Oooooooo yes, you're the queen!
- Nessie: [aka the Loch Ness Monster, hears Freddie whistling for her] Freddie! My dear friend's in a spot of bother!
- Scotty, various: [Freddie and Scotty are in a cage underwater surrounded by some monsters, then, something in the shadows approaches, all the monsters swim away as Nessie gets close enough, Scotty is amazed] I thought she doesn't exist!
- Freddie: [Nessie bends out the bars of the cage with her front flippers, they step out] Dearest old friend... Nessie.
- Narrator - American Version: So Freddie grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew until he reached his adulthood. And then he knew, he knew, he knew, he knew, he knew, he knew. He was not...
- Freddie: I am not. I AM NOT!
- Frog Chorus/Friends: A frog! He is not a log!
- Valet: Sir, F.R.0.7. has just arrived, in an incredible automobile.
- Brigadier G: Ah! Good. Show him in.
- Valet: Um, yes sir, just to warn you, though... he's a frog.
- Brigadier G: That's no way to talk about our loyal French allies!
- Valet: No, sir, what I mean is, he's green.
- Brigadier G: Nonsense! He's their most experienced man!
- Valet: Hmmm... I'll show him in, shall I?