A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.
John Asher
- Bobby Murdock
- (as John Mallory Asher)
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- TriviaAt the time of release, movie critics Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel said that Frozen Assets was the worst comedy ever made. It would go on to be Siskel's pick for the worst film of 1992.
- Crazy creditsDedicated to the memory of my father Leonard Klein (1916-1960).
- SoundtracksFeels So Good
Written by Michael Tavera & Jack McMorrow
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Like a train wreck, you can't take your eyes away
This has to be in the running for the worst movie of all time. My roommate and I just watched it, but don't know why; it was so painful. I wonder some times how movies like this make it in Hollywood. I honestly cannot think of a worse movie. Shelly Long sucks so bad in this movie that it makes her work in "Troop Beverly Hills" look like Oscar material. The chemistry between Corbin Bersen and Shelly Long was reminiscent of that time on Mister Wizard's World when he blew up his lab. And what was with Larry Miller??? Really, come on, people. Everything about this movie sucked, even the lighting! We will never be able to get back the last hour and a half of our life...never!
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- jimmyjamma
- Apr 16, 2005
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- Budget
- $5,000,000 (estimated)
- Runtime1 hour 36 minutes
- Color
- Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1
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