Shane Caldwell: Carlsbad Devereaux

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• Governor : Webb, what do you know about the motion picture business?

  Webb Wilder : A little.

  Carlsbad Devereaux : What's to know? It's run by more of the same Helen Kellers that run the country music industry; they couldn't hear a chainsaw, much less a hit. I doubt if they could see one either.

  Governor : Well, the state's making a new driver's ed' movie. Hopefully one that'll be more relevant to modern rural teens, you know, the 'muscle car, street sign shootin' set'.

  Webb Wilder : Now, we've all been down that road.

  Governor : Well it's not like there aint a need for it, and I'm bound and determined it'll the attention of the little asphalt happy bastards.