Disclaimer 1: All the animals (except for the principal actors) were treated kindly. No one stepped on the elephant's toe and the alligator did NOT have to eat Mr. Edelman.
Disclaimer 2: This picture was not made by a major studio, therefore it will not be part of the next Chapter 11 Reorganization Plan.
Disclaimer 3: The Producers are not responsible for any typos in the above end roller.
Disclaimer 4: Smoking and any kind of drugs (with minor exceptions of Excedrin, Tylenol, etc.) was prohibited on the set of this movie. The Producers firmly believe that laughter is the highest high and the strongest aphrodisiac and say "no" to drugs.
Our special thanks for the freebies and/or the assitance and/or the tolerance and/or the paid services and/or all of the above.
We do not employ actors and/or technicians who drink, drink and drive, do or have done drugs, gamble and/or have other addictions or pimples and/or zits.
Disclaimer 5: There are no more disclaimers.
3rd 3rd Assistant Director...AS. D. Rector
4th 4th Assistant Director...Jimmy Remote
Leg Puller...Nicole Kidder
4th Assistant Cameraman...Rob Llow
5th, 6th and 7th Assistant Camera...The Marks Brothers
Production Screw Ups...Tammy Dingbat
Shoulder Dislocation...Stanley Bones
Still Water...Evi Anne
Better Boy...G. Hightension
Worst Boy...F. Ired
Sparks...Oh, yes...always!
Bra Wrangler...George Knipples
Icecream Cone...Hagen Dass
Mr. Caso's Tampax by...High Gene
Caboom...TNT, Inc.
Unsteadicam...P. Parkinson
Ego Inflator...A.S. Stroke
Plastic Surgeon...Dr. Frank N. Stein
Perrier Bubble Remover...James Fizzparting
Stuntman Repairman...Dr. Jorgen Stitch
Ferraris, SLs and other silly cars...Budget Rent-A-Car
Submarines...Polaris Nukes, Inc.
Used Tanks and Planes...Sodom Hussein Sells Cheap, Inc.
Coke by...Coke
Bread Roll..My Buns, Inc.
Columbian Connection...S. Niffit
Cartel Consultant...H. Itman
Location Catering...Gourmet Leftovers, Ltd.
Studio Catering...Crackers & Cheese, Inc.
Trash Bags...Hefty
Used Skyjumper Recycler...Eve Romental
Gorgeous Extras Casting...Dee Casting Couch, ASCC
Production Auditor...V. Corleone, Jr.
Chief Embezzler...Harry Diceased
Sexual Harassment Consultant...Nitta Hill
Sirloin Cutter...Bernard Fillet
Barf and Burp Editor...Dina Sore
Cocktail Mixer...Thom Kruize
Daphne's Diapers by...Pampers By Gucci
Bloopers play during the first half of the end credits.
Stars, Wannabes, Main Players, Expensive Players, Day Players, Football Players, Hard-liners, One-liners, Bits and Bimbos:
The LAX Dancers... For their personal phone numbers, call 1-900-SPREAD
Handheld Camera...Pee Wee Therman