- Joe: What about you? You almost mowed a family down on the lake!
- Sabrina Masterson: They don't give you 10 to 15 for that.
- Sabrina Masterson: I'm sorry Mother, God was only able to create *one* perfect daughter for you, now you'll just have to suffer with me.
- Rita Summers: Wow, these are all French designs. Coco Channel...
- Sabrina Masterson: It's pronounced Coco *Chanel*. And I don't share my clothes.
- Rita Summers: I didn't ask you to!