Demolition Man (1993)

Rob Schneider: Erwin

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• Erwin : We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!

• John Spartan : [whispering to Lenina]  Look, I don't know if you guys know it, but uh... you're out of toilet paper.

  Alfredo Garcia : [confused]  Did... did you say toilet *paper*?

  Lenina Huxley : Um... they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th...

  [Lenina, Alfredo, and Erwin all laugh] 

  John Spartan : I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.

  Erwin : He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

  [Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down] 

  Erwin : I can see how that could be confusing.

• Erwin : [14:38]  Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the emergency line of the San Angeles Police Department. If you'd prefer an automated response, press 1 now.

• Chief George Earle : We can just wait for another code to go red. And when Phoenix performs another Murder Death Kill, we'll know exactly where to pounce.

  John Spartan : [sarcastic]  Great plan.

  Chief George Earle : [not realising the sarcasm]  Thank you.

  Erwin : He likes your plan, Chief!