Lipstick on Your Collar (1993)

Clive Francis: Major Hedges, Maj. Hedges

Quotes 

• Major Hedges : Bumholes. Bumholes, say I. In the plural!

• Major Hedges : Hopper, any pretty girls in the typing pool these days?

  Private Mick Hopper : Not really, sir.

  Major Hedges : Well, so long as none of them has a mustache, eh?