Candy : I want more than just sex.
David : That's why God invented television.
Bernie : When are you gonna do something with your life?
David : What, like you? Work at a job I hate and fuck women I can't stand.
Bernie : Fuck you, it's a life!
David : Not the kind of life I want.
Bernie : Why is everything so fucking hard?
David : Not everything, just the important stuff.
Bernie : Same old bullshit! Every day I just go to work, meet a girl, get laid, dump her.
Candy : Do you ever feel like you're nothing like anyone else in the world?
David : Only all the time.
Candy : Somewhere there's one person waiting for me... feeling like me.
David : A lot of people in the world feel like that.
Kane : Sometimes I think there's something wrong with me.
David : I've never met anyone born after 1965 who wasn't incomplete somehow.
Kane : Why is that?
David : Microwave ovens, I think.
David : I can't picture you as a dyke.
Candy : PLEASE... I'd be a lesbian!
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