Mad Dog and Glory (1993)

Robert De Niro: Wayne 'Mad Dog' Dobie

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Quotes 

• [Mad Dog is in a happy mood and singing] 

  Mike : What, you got laid last night?

  Mad Dog : I don't get laid, I make love.

• Mad Dog : [mid make out]  I should do some sit-ups.

  Glory : Right now?

  Mad Dog : I mean in general.

• [Glory catches Wayne counting money in the bathroom] 

  Glory : How much am I going for?

  Mad Dog : About $40,000.

  Glory : Is that all?

  Mad Dog : Knocked down from 75.

  Glory : I must be out of season.

• Mad Dog : Fight me for her!

• Mad Dog : I'll be right back.

  [goes to get some twinkies, for a colleague] 

  Mike : You're killin' him, Mad Dog... Get him some Melba toast.

• Mad Dog : It's the first time I pulled out my gin in 15 years. I pissed on myself.

  Mike : You know why? Because you're a sensitive, intelligent indivdual.

  Mad Dog : You ever piss on yourself?

  Mike : Look, I would'a walked in there and drilled the red-eyed little bastard, and that's just the way I am. On the other hand, if I ever had an intelligent thought, I would die a lonely guy. It all evens out, you know what I mean?

  Mike : Look, if that ever happens again, the best thing is to have sex.

• Frank Milo : Are you married?

  Mad Dog : No. No, not personally, no.