Mad Dog and Glory (1993)

David Caruso: Mike

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Quotes 

• [Mad Dog is in a happy mood and singing] 

  Mike : What, you got laid last night?

  Mad Dog : I don't get laid, I make love.

• Mike : Chivas and milk... I never forget a neck!

• Mad Dog : I'll be right back.

  [goes to get some twinkies, for a colleague] 

  Mike : You're killin' him, Mad Dog... Get him some Melba toast.

• Mad Dog : It's the first time I pulled out my gin in 15 years. I pissed on myself.

  Mike : You know why? Because you're a sensitive, intelligent indivdual.

  Mad Dog : You ever piss on yourself?

  Mike : Look, I would'a walked in there and drilled the red-eyed little bastard, and that's just the way I am. On the other hand, if I ever had an intelligent thought, I would die a lonely guy. It all evens out, you know what I mean?

  Mike : Look, if that ever happens again, the best thing is to have sex.

• Mike : Slip your piece under the towel.

  Andrew : I got no beef with you.

  Mike : Are you sweet? Is that your problem?

  Andrew : Come on, I'm on the job.

  Mike : You ain't on my fuckin' job.