Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Megan Cavanagh: Broomhilde

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Quotes 

• Broomhilde : No ding-ding vithout a vedding ring!

• Robin Hood : [carrying Marian to the bed]  Oh my darling, at last.

  Maid Marian : [sliding his hand to the key to unlock her chastity belt]  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

  Broomhilde : [rushes into the room]  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  Robin Hood : [groans] 

  Broomhilde : You are not married yet! Before you do it, you must go through it! Or else I blew it.

• Maid Marian : Broomhilde, there's a foul plot afoot.

  Broomhilde : It's not my feet, I just washed them.

• Maid Marian : Oh Broomhilde, look! A happy little bluebird! Hello!

  [the bird lands on her finger] 

  Maid Marian : This means I must make a wish. I wish against wish, I hope against hope, that the heavens bring me a kind and wonderful gentleman who possesses the key to my...

  [looks at her chastity belt, then looks at Broomhilde] 

  Maid Marian : heart.

  [bird flies away] 

  Maid Marian : Goodbye, my little friend.

  Broomhilde : Ooh, that happy little bluebird has left a happy little do-do on your hand!

• Robin Hood : Well, it's been a wonderful party and we'd love to stay and all that, but, um, I'm afraid we really must dash. So, ta-ta.

  Broomhilde : ["catching" a kiss he blows to Marian]  No, no, no!