The Three Musketeers (1993) Poster

(1993)

Oliver Platt: Porthos

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Quotes 

  • [the three musketeers and D'Artagnan are escaping from the Cardinal's men in his own coach] 

    Porthos : Champagne?

    Athos : We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.

    Porthos : You're right - something red.

  • [five Cardinal's guards ride up as Athos and D'Artagnan prepare to duel] 

    Athos : Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day.

    Jussac : You're under arrest.

    Aramis , Porthos : A fool.

    Jussac : Are you coming peacefully or do you intend to resist?

    Porthos : Oh don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a moment, all right?

    [to his comrades:] 

    Porthos : Five of them, three of us. Hardly seems fair.

    Aramis : Maybe we should give them a chance to surrender.

    D'Artagnan : Excuse me, but there's four of us.

    Athos : It's not your fight. You're not a Musketeer.

    D'Artagnan : I may not wear the tunic, but I believe I have the heart of a Musketeer.

    Porthos : Warrior!

    Aramis : Poet!

    Athos : You got a name, boy?

    D'Artagnan : D'Artagnan.

    Athos : Athos, Porthos, Aramis.

    Porthos : Pleased to meet you again.

    Aramis : Pleasure.

    Porthos : Everyone acquainted?

    [the four whirl around and unsheathe their swords] 

    Porthos : NOW, we are prepared to resist you!

  • Aramis : Where have you been?

    Porthos : Taking care of something ugly!

  • Porthos : Rochefort. Isn't that a smelly kind of cheese?

  • [During a chase, in the Cardinal's own coach] 

    Porthos : For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabernet.

    Porthos : [to D'Artagnan]  You can't have any, you're too young.

    Athos : Take the reins, boy.

  • [last lines] 

    D'Artagnan : So what do we do now? What's next?

    Porthos : Well, we protect the King.

    Aramis : Protect the Queen.

    Porthos : In the name of God. And France, correct?

    Aramis : France indeed.

    [Girard and his brothers have caught up with D'Artagnan. At the other end of the street they draw swords] 

    Girard : D'Artagnan! My sister's honor will not wait a moment longer.

    D'Artagnan : I'll handle this.

    Porthos : D'Artganan, we also protect each other.

    D'Artagnan : All for one.

    Porthos , Aramis , Athos : And one for all.

    [Girard's eyes widen] 

    Girard : RUN!

    [Girard and co are pursued by all the musketeers] 

  • Porthos : Come D'Artagnan, we're saving the King!

  • Porthos : The picnic was delicious, the champagne was excellent, remind me to send the Cardinal a note.

    D'Artagnan : The Cardinal! We have to hurry!

    Porthos : You two have a date?

    D'Artagnan : No. It's the Cardinal. He's conspiring against the king.

    Aramis : Tell us something we don't know.

  • Bad Guy : It's Porthos the Pirate! AAAAH!

    [the bad guys jump overboard] 

    D'Artagnan : Pirate?

    Porthos : I told you I was famous.

  • Porthos : [D'Artagnan is driving and takes a sharp turn causing Porthos to spill his drink]  That's it. Next time you drive.

  • Porthos : A lively tune... I'm inspired to dance!

  • D'Artagnan : [preparing to start a duel with Athos]  I'll be with you gentlemen in a moment.

    Porthos : Oh, he's a fiesty little fellow.

    Aramis : Fiesty indeed.

  • Porthos : How's your head D'Artagnan?

    D'Artagnan : I'm beginning to wish the Cardinal *had* chopped it off. Will you stop whistling please?

    Porthos : I'm not whistling.

    D'Artagnan : Well somebody's whistling.

    Porthos : Barmaid's kiss left him dizzy.

    Aramis : I hear it too. Sounds like a...

    Athos : Cannon ball!

    Porthos : Oh I *hate* cannon balls.

  • Athos : Your manners have not improved yet. You're late.

    D'Artagnan : You in a hurry to die?

    Athos : [Porthos and Aramis arrive]  Here come the grave diggers now.

    Porthos : Athos, you cannot fight this boy.

    Athos : Why not?

    Porthos : I'm fighting him.

    D'Artagnan : Not until 1 o'clock.

    Aramis : I have a duel with him too.

    D'Artagnan : Not until 2 o'clock.

  • Porthos : You, boy, are arrogant, hot tempered and entirely too bold. I like that. Reminds me of me.

    Aramis : Don't encourage him. By helping us the boy has made himself an outlaw as well.

    Athos : Not if he leaves Paris right now.

    D'Artagnan : I can't leave now, I just got here.

    Porthos : Go home. Find a wench, raise fat babies, live a good long life.

    D'Artagnan : What about the motto of the Musketeers? All for one and one for all.

    Athos : Wake up boy. The Musketeers are just a dream.

  • Porthos : [disguised as an executioner at D'Artagnon's execution]  This axe was given to me by the Czarina of Tokyo.

  • D'Artagnan : As morning hues of sunswept...

    Aramis : Fire!

    D'Artagnan : ...fire caress your... poisoned face.

    [Aramis looks pained. D'Artagnan gives up, and sweeps the bar maid into a kiss] 

    Porthos : I declare, the boy's a natural!

  • Porthos : God, I love my work!

  • Porthos : [reacting to D'Artagnan knocking into the waiter, causing food to spill on his sash]  Excuse me! This sash was a gift to me from the queen of America.

    D'Artagnan : There's no queen of America.

    Porthos : I beg to differ, infant. We're on quite intimate terms unless you can prove otherwise.

    D'Artagnan : [drawing his sword]  Here's my proof.

    Porthos : I see. He thinks he can challenge the mighty Porthos with a sword.

    D'Artagnan : The mighty who?

    Porthos : Don't tell me you've never heard of me.

    D'Artagnan : The world's biggest windbag?

    Porthos : Little pimple, meet me behind the Luxembourg at one o'clock and bring a long wooden box.

    D'Artagnan : Bring your own...

    [Porthos laughs] 

  • Porthos : [a really drunk Porthos sees Athos]  Ooh. May I have this dance?

  • Porthos : This sash was a gift to me, from the Queen of America.

    D'Artagnan : There's no queen of America!

    Porthos : I beg to differ, infant. We're on quite intimate terms, unless you can prove otherwise.

  • D'Artagnan : It's about time.

    Porthos : [laughing]  Come D'Artagnan we're saving the king

  • Porthos : Whoa, ugly!

  • Porthos : [Porthos stabs a man he is fighting with a blade attached to a gun]  I like this!

  • Athos : [after Porthos arrives and helps him fight off the Cardinals Guards]  Where have you been?

    Porthos : Taking care of something ugly.

  • Porthos : Ah ha! The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber.

    Aramis : And what have we here? Is he a man of God or a man of gold?

  • [after dropping a group of the Cardinal's guards with a chandelier] 

    Porthos : Did I miss anyone?

    Aramis : Congratulations, Porthos. You brought down the house.

    Porthos : Oh, drat. I was trying to hit Rochefort.

  • Porthos : [fighting a very large man]  Smelly... lump... OF LARD!

  • D'Artagnan : Shakespeare?

    Aramis : Aramis.

    Porthos : Cheating.

  • D'Artagnan : The Cardinal! We have to hurry!

    Porthos : You two have a date?

    D'Artagnan : No, it's the Cardinal! He's conspiring against the King!

    Aramis : Tell us something we don't know.

    D'Artagnan : He sent a messenger with a secret treaty to a man named Buckingham.

    Porthos : The Duke of Buckingham?

    D'Artagnan : Do you know him?

    Aramis : He rules England the way the Cardinal rules France.

    D'Artagnan : There's a ship called the Persephone. It's waiting in Calais to take the messenger to England. It sails Tuesday, midnight.

    Porthos : If we get that treaty, we can prove the Cardinal guilty of treason.

    Aramis : Calais is over 200 leagues from here.

    Athos : Is the Cardinal aware of the fact that you have this information?

    D'Artagnan : Yes.

  • Aramis : The treaty outlines the Cardinal's plans to forge an alliance with Buckingham.

    Porthos : No mention of the King?

    Aramis : None. However, the arrangement is contingent upon a demonstration of the Cardinal's power.

    D'Artagnan : Demonstration? What kind of demonstration?

    Aramis : I don't know.

    Athos : I know someone who does.

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