Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

Rosalie Crutchley: Mrs. Beaumont - Wedding Two

Quotes 

• [at second wedding] 

  Mrs. Beaumont : Are you married?

  Fiona : No.

  Mrs. Beaumont : Are you a lesbian?

  Fiona : Good lord! What makes you ask that?

  Mrs. Beaumont : Well, it is one of the possibilites for unmarried girls nowadays, and it's rather more interesting than saying, "Oh dear, never met the right chap," eh?

  Fiona : Quite right. Why be dull?

  Mrs. Beaumont : Thank you.

  [pause] 

  Fiona : The truth is... well, the truth is, I have met the right person, and he's not in love with me, and until I stop loving him, no one else really has a chance.

  Mrs. Beaumont : Oh, what a shame.

  Fiona : Yes, isn't it?

  [another pause] 

  Fiona : I was a lesbian once at school, but only for about fifteen minutes. I don't think it counts.