Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
Melissa Knatchbull: Mocking Martha - Wedding Two
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Vomiting Veronica : [to her husband about going to India with Charles] Charles was vile. He insisted on cracking jokes all the time I was ill.
Charles : I was only trying to cheer you up, V.
Naughty Nicki : Oh, you're *that* Veronica!
Vomiting Veronica : Which Veronica? Charlie?
Charles : [trying to change the subject] Remember Bombay?
Naughty Nicki : When Charles and I were going out, he told me he had this interesting journey around India with Vomiting Veronica. I think that was it.
Charles : [Embarrassed] I don't remember ever mentioning it. Maybe I did.
Mocking Martha : Oh, come on Charles! I don't think I've ever been out with anyone less discreet.
Charles : Well, I think that's probably a little bit of an exaggeration, isn't it?
Naughty Nicki : It is not!
Mocking Martha : I remember you going on about this one girl - Helena wasn't it? Whose mother made a pass at you.
Vomiting Veronica : I remember this! You couldn't work it out whether it would be impolite not to accept her advances!
[laughs]
Naughty Nicki : That's right! Mrs. Piggy! Helena was Miss Piggy! So her mother was Mrs. Piggy!
[all laughs]
Charles : I - I think perhaps, it was a - it was a...
Miss Piggy : [who's been with them the whole time, not laughing] We've both lost a lot of weight since then!