Greedy (1994)
Phil Hartman: Frank
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Quotes
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Daniel McTeague : I had no idea just how sick you guys were.
Frank : Come spend a day with us.
Daniel McTeague : I'd rather shove this club up my ass.
Glen : I'll do it for you.
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[to Uncle Joe's British "nanny", Molly]
Frank : I didn't like the Beatles and I don't like you!
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Molly Richardson : Monday nights I go to this newsstand to get the new TV Guide for Joe. He likes to get it as early as possible so he can circle everything he wants to watch.
Frank : Does he circle your ass?
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Molly Richardson : You think I'm bonking the old gent, don't you?
Frank : Yeah, we do.
Molly Richardson : Let me tell you something, handsome. If I were having sex with your Uncle Joe, he'd be dead by now.
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Frank : Okay, Joe. Bare knuckles, toe to toe. We've spent 20 years eating your shit and saying, "Mmm, delicious! What a cook!" - no more!
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Frank : I'm insane? For five years I begged you, "Let's put him in a home!" No, you didn't want to because you didn't have the balls! None of you have any balls!
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Nora McTeague : Stop it! Don't you see what's happening here?
Tina : Yeah, you're out of scotch.
Frank : Oh, Tina, go lie down.
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Frank : I mean look at this. Her tongue is practically in his wallet.
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Carl : [Referring to Danny] He double crossed us.
Daniel McTeague : [to his dad] Because they're scum. I mean they're greedy.
Frank : We're greedy? We were willing to share!