Little Big League (1994)

Scott Patterson: Mike McGrevey

Quotes 

• [after the Twins lose their wild card playoff] 

  Billy Heywood : The Brooklyn Dodgers had a saying: "wait 'til next year."

  Spencer Hamilton : That's it right there. 'Cause next year, we're gonna win it all, baby.

  Mike McGrevey : Give me some of that.

  [they slap hands, and the team cheers] 

  Mickey Scales : The Dodgers played in Brooklyn?

• Mac : You're a frickin' primadonna, McGreavy. You don't deserve to wear that uniform.

  Mike McGrevey : You know, you're right, Mac. I'm a disgrace to the Twins. I think you should trade me.

  Mac : As soon as we find someone dumb enough to take you, that's EXACTLY what we're gonna do.

  Billy Heywood : No we're not. We're not trading you.

  Mike McGrevey : So what are you going to do, bench me?

  Billy Heywood : Nope, play you. When it's your turn to pitch, you pitch. Nothing changes.

  Mike McGrevey : You know, I don't think that's such a good idea. I have a feeling my concentration's not going to be that good out there. I might tend to forget some of those scouting reports.

  Billy Heywood : Well, that's up to you, you're the free agent. Hey Mac, what's the going rate for an absent-minded pitcher who can't get anybody out?