Nobody's Fool (1994)
Bruce Willis: Carl Roebuck
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Quotes
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Carl Roebuck : Sixty years old and still getting crushes on other men's wives. I would hope by the time I'm your age, I'm a little smarter than that.
Sully : Can't hurt to hope. You sure are off to a slow start.
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Sully : What's the matter with you?
Wirf : I'm trying to communicate with you telepathically.
Carl Roebuck : Forget about it. The only way to communicate with Sully's to whack him in the head with a shovel.
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Sully : [about Toby] Don't tell me she's pregnant.
Carl Roebuck : Knocked up like a cheerleader. Eh, I suppose now you're going to want to be godfather.
Sully : Hey... . I can't be the father and the godfather. You got to goddamn do something.
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Sully : Go home, you jerk. You're married to the best-looking woman in Bath.
Carl Roebuck : Who was it that said, "A man's reach should exceed his grasp?"
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Carl Roebuck : You think I got where I got by doing shoddy work?
Sully : No, you didn't get where you are by doing shoddy work. You didn't get where you are by doing *any* work.
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Sully : Which one of your fancy doctors advised you to drink, smoke, and screw your brains out
Carl Roebuck : Those are unreasonable requests Sully. They wouldn't of made 'em if they didn't know me.
Sully : If they'd known ya, they wouldn't have fixed ya.