- [a baseball comes flying through the air and knocks out a guy peeing on a telephone pole]
- Strike Man: You villainous scoundrel, you! Ruffians like you perpetrate evil in society! What barbarous potty training!
- Strike Man: I need that money for a pretty woman!
- Strike Man: I'm catching uuuppp!
- Ken (Into the radio): By the way, Miyuki...
- Natsumi (Into the radio): Yes, Kennie? Wanna talk to Miyuki?
- Ken: T-Tsujimoto! (Into the radio) N-n-n-othing! Nothing at all! (Ends communication) Oh, what a loser I am...
- Natsumi: What a loser.
- Beach Volleyball Man: So, Shorty here's going to be my partner.
- Natsumi: Diamond Knuckle Attack!
- [Punches out the windshield of a truck]
- Natsumi: I'm through.
- Strike Man: With the letter "V" marking my brow, I metamorphose into the Beach Volleyball Man! The man kids find groovy.
- Scooter Mama: You've made me waste precious shopping minutes!
- Beach Volleyball Man: Gaze upon my crest! "V" for "Beach Volleyball Man"!
- Natsumi: More like "Vacuum head".
- Natsumi: Well, looks like we meet again, Strikeout Man!
- Santa Claus Man: How many times do I have to tell you? I am Santa Claus!
- Natsumi: Hey, look! It's Elvis in a UFO!
- Santa Claus Man: [turns around] No! Not again!