Martin Lawrence: Self
Quotes
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Martin : Sorry, I had told Craig and them I'm gon' kick it with them. Gotta Go! See you when I see you!
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Martin : [on the Wizard of Oz...] Lion's looking for some courage... Tin Man's looking for a heart... Ain't none of them lookin' for some pussy, and they skippin' down the street WITH a bitch!
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Martin : There better not be a black person in here that says they don't know nobody in jail... cuz that's bullshit. RayRay, Earl, Craig, Shorty Tim, Lil' Reg, all them motherfuckers in jail... Shonda's little brother... all of 'em, in jail... chillin'
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Martin : [calling his friend to come get him after his girlfriend broke up with him] Yo, yo man, what up! Yeah, just got into this little thing with her, right? Yeah, we broke up... come get a nigga! Get me up out! Yeah, bitch went crazy, I'm sayin' trippin' like a muthafucka but I'm cool... you know. So, yeah, cool... Okay, bring the truck cuz I got a lotta shit... cool!
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Martin : Go head on, with yo' fat-apple-pie ass, Aunt Bea!
