Clueless (1995)
Dan Hedaya: Mel Horowitz
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Quotes
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Mel : Hey you, anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
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Mel : Which reminds me, where's your report card?
Cher : It's not ready yet.
Mel : What do you mean, "it's not ready yet?"
Cher : Well, some teachers are trying to low-ball me, Daddy. And I know how you say, "Never accept a first offer", so I figure these grades are just a jumping off point to start negotiations.
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Mel : What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
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Josh : I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law.
Mel : Why? You want to have a miserable, frustrating life?
Cher : Oh, Josh will have that no matter what he does.
Mel : At least he knows what he's doing. And he's in a good college. I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction.
Cher : I have direction.
Josh : Yeah, towards the mall.
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Mel : We're going to have a NICE FAMILY MEAL.