Clueless (1995)
Paul Rudd: Josh
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Quotes
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Cher : Lucy, the fire department called again. They said we need to clear out that bush. You said you'd get Jose to do it.
Lucy : He your gardener, I don't know why you no tell him.
Cher : Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.
Lucy : I NOT A MEXICAN.
Lucy : [storms off]
Cher : Great, what was that all about?
Josh : Lucy's from El Salvador.
Cher : So?
Josh : So, it's an entirely different country.
Cher : What does that matter?
Josh : You get mad if anyone thinks you live below Sunset.
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Josh : We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.
Cher : Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees. Why don't you just hire a gardener?
Josh : You know, maybe Marky Mark wants to use his popularity for a good cause - make a contribution. In case you've never heard of that, a contribution is...
Cher : Excuse me, but I have donated many expensive Italian outfits to Lucy, and as soon I get my license, I fully intend to brake for animals, and I have contributed many hours to helping two lonely teachers find romance.
Josh : Which I'll bet serves your interests more than theirs. You know, If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.
Cher : Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.
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Josh : I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law.
Mel : Why? You want to have a miserable, frustrating life?
Cher : Oh, Josh will have that no matter what he does.
Mel : At least he knows what he's doing. And he's in a good college. I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction.
Cher : I have direction.
Josh : Yeah, towards the mall.
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Josh : So you don't want to make a night of it with the Ring a Ding Kid?
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Josh : You've never had a mother, so you're acting out on that poor girl like she was your Barbie doll.
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Josh : l can't believe l'm taking advice from someone who watches cartoons.