Empire Records (1995)

Brendan Sexton III: Warren

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Quotes 

• Warren : Who glued these quarters down?

  A.J. : I did.

  Warren : What the hell for, man?

  A.J. : I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.

• [Joe is talking to the police about Warren] 

  Joe : [to Warren]  How old are you?

  Warren : Old enough to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall.

  Joe : [to the cops on the phone]  Yeah, he's a juvenile.

• Joe : [hands retrieved CDs to the caught shoplifter]  I want you to take these, hold 'em against your chest, stand against the wall, and they're gonna take a photograph of you.

  Warren : Why don't you go shove 'em up your ass?

  Lucas : Because it would hurt a lot, Warren.

• Lucas : Mark, who's your favorite singer?

  Mark : Axl.

  Lucas : Well if Axl Rose was driving down the highway, and saw Rex Manning stranded on the side of the road, do you think Axl Rose would stop and help him?

  Mark : [thinks]  ... Does Axl have a jack?

  Warren : No way man!... Axl would pound on the gas, turn the wheel, take aim, and take that sucker out!

• Lucas : Warren, look what you took.

  [going through the CD's that Warren stole from the store] 

  Lucas : Rap... metal... rap... metal... And Whitney Houston.

  Warren : It's for my girlfriend, okay?

  Lucas : Suuure it is. You know, someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not magnify them. Maybe some jazz or some classical.

  Warren : Maybe you bite me.

• Joe : Deb, what are you doing?

  Debra : I just wanted to have a little chat with Warren.

  Warren : Yeah? Have a little chat with my gun.

  [waves it under her nose] 

  Debra : [into the barrel of Warren's gun]  What do you want Warren?

  Warren : *Stop calling me Warren! My name isn't fucking Warren!*

  [kicks furniture to underline point] 

  Eddie : His name isn't Warren.

  Corey : [whispers]  His name isn't Warren?

  Berko : [whispering as well]  His name isn't Warren?

  Mark : I thought his name was Warren?

  Debra : [to Warren]  Well, you can't kill me 'cause I'm already dead. And I talked to God, and she says, "Yo, wassup?" and she wants you to lose the gun.

  Warren : What? You are a psycho! A *psycho!*

• Warren : Me Joe, you Jane.