Fair Game (1995)
William Baldwin: Det. Max Kirkpatrick
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Quotes
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Jodi Kirkpatrick : So, genius, have you ever pissed off the KGB?
Max : KGB?
Jodi Kirkpatrick : The Russian letter for Z looks like a 3. So 33 means ZZ which means Zapatnya Zabov, which means "Death to the West". They were based out of Cuba to strike Western targets. *They* being KGB Away Teams.
[beat]
Jodi Kirkpatrick : They were the Navy SEALS of the Spy World. Wet Works, Black Bag Jobs, Electronic Surveillance, if it was bad, these guys did it!
Max : Fuck DID, they're DOING! And they're *right on my ass*!
Jodi Kirkpatrick : Avoid anything that leaves electronic footprints because they WILL find it! Seriously, these people can crawl into your living room and pick your nose for you.
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Kate McQuean : You know that they call a Florida cop in a three-piece suit?
Max Kilpatric : No. What?
Kate McQuean : The defendant!
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Max Kilpatric : Is it a felony to shoot a computer?
Louis : Only in California.
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[Max is on the phone with a convenience store clerk and Ilya Kazak]
Max Kirkpatrick : Why don't you drop that bullshit American accent.
Ilya Kazak : [sounding American] I don't know what you mean.
Max Kirkpatrick : Dosvedanya, Asshole!
Convenience Store Clerk : Dosve... WHAT!
Ilya Kazak : [normal voice] Dosvedanya, Asshole?
Convenience Store Clerk : Yo man, fuck YOU and fuck whoever ELSE on the phone!
[hangs up]
Ilya Kazak : Clever BASTARD!
[hangs up]
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Max Kirkpatrick : Please, Rita. Just cut me a little slack on space, OK.
Rita : No, no, no! You have run out of slacks, Max! No more slacks for you!
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[after using his computer's keyboard to subdue an armed man]
Max Kirkpatrick : So, a computer *is* good for something after all.
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[confronting Kazak on the Tortuga]
Max Kirkpatrick : You killed my partner, my cousin, my crew...
Ilya Kazak : [mockingly] Ssssssorry.
Max Kirkpatrick : You really have no conscience, do you?
Ilya Kazak : Oh, I can't afford the luxury of a conscience.
[to his guards]
Ilya Kazak : Kill him!
