Friday (1995)

Bernie Mac: Pastor Clever

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• [Pastor Clever drives up as Smokey rolls a joint] 

  Craig Jones : Put that out, man, here come the pastor.

  Smokey : For what? Probably smoke bud too.

  Pastor Clever : How ya doin', Brother Craig? How ya doin'?

  Craig Jones : I'm all right.

  Pastor Clever : Um, say, um, by chance is Sister Jones in?

  Craig Jones : Nope. Neither is Brother Jones. They both at work.

  Smokey : [under his breath]  Where yo' ass need to be, nigga.

  [he starts rolling again] 

  Pastor Clever : 'Scuse me, brother. What we call drugs at 74th Street Baptist Church, we call a sinny-siiiiin-sin.

  Smokey : [singing]  Well, 'round here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty-twen-twen... niggaaaaa!

  Pastor Clever : Why don't ya just give me a little bit for my cataract.

  Smokey : You didn't put in on this, man.

  Pastor Clever : It's better to give than receive, my brother.

  Craig Jones : [looking across the street at Mrs. Parker]  Look, look, look, she bendin' over!

  Pastor Clever : Lord have mercy! The Lord is my shepherd, he know what I want. Excuse me, brother.

  [he walks away] 

  Pastor Clever : Mrs. Parker! Mrs. Parker! Can I talk to you for a minute, Mrs. Parker?

  Smokey : [to Craig]  Told ya. The weed be lettin' ya know... evil lurks.