Gunfighter's Moon (1995)

David McIlwraith: Jordan Yarnell

Quotes 

• Jordan Yarnell : No matter what happens, I love you.

  Linda Yarnell : Jordan, please...

  Jordan Yarnell : You can't come this time , son.

  Spud Walker : What are you talking about?

  Jordan Yarnell : You need to stay here and look out for everybody.

  Linda Yarnell : Jordan! Please! I have to tell you something! I have been lying to you about something!

  Jordan Yarnell : It doesn't make any difference! Nothing makes any difference anymore!

  Frank Morgan : [suddenly Morgan breaks the door in and hits Jordan with the butt of his rifle and knocks him out]  Grrrr!

  Frank Morgan : [Morgan grabs Spud and smashes him against a cabinet and renders Spud helpless]  You want to kill me? you want to spit in my face?

  Kristen Yarnell : [Kristen tries to stop Morgan but Morgan pushes her off]  Stop it! No!

  Frank Morgan : This little girl loves you! If you feel the same about her, you marry her! But if you ever put a gun in your hand again, I'll hear about it! And so help me God, I will find you, and I will kill you dead! Do you understand me?

  Kristen Yarnell : I hate you. I hope you die.

  Frank Morgan : [Morgan walks over to the door with Linda and observe Jordan on the floor]  He's not going to die. He's gonna wake up with a hell of a headache. But he will be all in one piece, just like you wanted.

  Linda Yarnell : What about you?

  Frank Morgan : What about me...?

  [leaves] 

• Jack Morris : Hey storekeeper!

  Jordan Yarnell : I hear ya!

  Jack Morris : I'm hungry!

  Jordan Yarnell : You'll get fed.

  Spud Walker : Like the rest of the hogs.

  Jack Morris : You really think you fast huh kid? Hell I know guys who would blow you away before you could spit!

  Spud Walker : You know what you remind me of Morris?

  Jordan Yarnell : Leave it be Spud.

  Spud Walker : A turd with lips.

  Jack Morris : [looking at Kristen]  Come over here hunny, I can show you where you could put your neckline.

  Jordan Yarnell : You watch your mouth around her saddle tramp!

  Jack Morris : Yes sir Mr. Storekeeper. You got me so scared I've got the diarrhea.

  Old Harry : [just then Old Harry rushes in and Spud takes out and points his gun at Old Harry]  Jesus, Spud!

  Jack Morris : Shoot him kid! Shoot the old fart!

  Jordan Yarnell : Jesus Christ Harry, you know better than to come barging in here like that! What do you want anyway?

  Old Harry : Huh? Oh yeah! You not going to believe it Jordan! You are not going to believe it!

  Jordan Yarnell : What ain't I not going to believe?

  Old Harry : Frank Morgan just rode into town!

  Jordan Yarnell : Damn.

  Kristen Yarnell : Who's Frank Morgan? Jordan? Who's Frank Morgan?

  Jordan Yarnell : He's some kind of gunfighter.

  Old Harry : Oh no! He ain't! Calling Frank Morgan just a gunfighter is like calling the desert dry! He is more than some kind of gunfighter Jordan. He's a honest to God, walking around legend!

  Spud Walker : Do you think he come to spring Morris?

  Jack Morris : Naw, he ain't come 2 spring Morris. He come to convert everybody to the baby Jesus.

• Jordan Yarnell : Good afternoon. Mind if I sit down?

  Frank Morgan : [looks at the dog]  Move!

  Jordan Yarnell : You Frank Morgan?

  Frank Morgan : Who are you?

  Jordan Yarnell : Jordan Yarnell, temporary sheriff. This is my deputy Spud Walker.

  Frank Morgan : Where's the real one?

  Jordan Yarnell : Real what?

  Frank Morgan : Sheriff.

  Jordan Yarnell : He got shot.

  Frank Morgan : [Spud moves closer to Morgan and Morgan keeps his eye on him]  You packing a lot of iron there kid.

  Spud Walker : I can use it too.

  Frank Morgan : You can huh?

  Jordan Yarnell : What do you want here, Morgan?

  Frank Morgan : I want more... coffee.

  [Tom the bartender rushes to serve him] 

  Jordan Yarnell : We got a prisoner over in the jail, Jack Morris.

  Spud Walker : We gonna hang him next week.

  Frank Morgan : That's nice.

  Jordan Yarnell : Maybe you didn't hear him right. We gonna Hang Morris next week!

  Frank Morgan : Listen Mr. Temporary Sheriff, I don't care if you hang Ulysses S. Grant! It ain't got nothing to do with me because I'm just passing thru.

  Frank Morgan : [Just then Juan Acosta accidently knocks over some glasses and breaks them which makes Spud jump and goes for his gun and cocks it]  Your deputy has hooked himself on a short fuse there Mr. Temporary sheriff.

  Jordan Yarnell : You just remember what I said. We gonna hang him.

  Spud Walker : Ain't nobody gonna stop us neither.

  Jordan Yarnell : How long you planning on staying in Red Pine, Morgan?

  Frank Morgan : [stares at Spud]  As long as I want. And nobody can stop me, neither.