Gunfighter's Moon (1995)

Dave 'Squatch' Ward: Jack Morris

Quotes 

• Jack Morris : Hey storekeeper!

  Jordan Yarnell : I hear ya!

  Jack Morris : I'm hungry!

  Jordan Yarnell : You'll get fed.

  Spud Walker : Like the rest of the hogs.

  Jack Morris : You really think you fast huh kid? Hell I know guys who would blow you away before you could spit!

  Spud Walker : You know what you remind me of Morris?

  Jordan Yarnell : Leave it be Spud.

  Spud Walker : A turd with lips.

  Jack Morris : [looking at Kristen]  Come over here hunny, I can show you where you could put your neckline.

  Jordan Yarnell : You watch your mouth around her saddle tramp!

  Jack Morris : Yes sir Mr. Storekeeper. You got me so scared I've got the diarrhea.

  Old Harry : [just then Old Harry rushes in and Spud takes out and points his gun at Old Harry]  Jesus, Spud!

  Jack Morris : Shoot him kid! Shoot the old fart!

  Jordan Yarnell : Jesus Christ Harry, you know better than to come barging in here like that! What do you want anyway?

  Old Harry : Huh? Oh yeah! You not going to believe it Jordan! You are not going to believe it!

  Jordan Yarnell : What ain't I not going to believe?

  Old Harry : Frank Morgan just rode into town!

  Jordan Yarnell : Damn.

  Kristen Yarnell : Who's Frank Morgan? Jordan? Who's Frank Morgan?

  Jordan Yarnell : He's some kind of gunfighter.

  Old Harry : Oh no! He ain't! Calling Frank Morgan just a gunfighter is like calling the desert dry! He is more than some kind of gunfighter Jordan. He's a honest to God, walking around legend!

  Spud Walker : Do you think he come to spring Morris?

  Jack Morris : Naw, he ain't come 2 spring Morris. He come to convert everybody to the baby Jesus.