Mysteriet på Greveholm (1996)
Gustaf Åkerblom: Ivar Olsson
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Quotes
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[Leif Olsson has fallen off the roof and is dangling forward and back in the cable he was trying to install]
Ivar Olsson : [commenting on the TV] Now it's good... now it's bad... now it's good... now it's bad...
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Ivar Olsson : [showing his palm, which is transparent] Look, Lillan. Do you know what this is?
Lillan Olsson : 'Course I do. It's ectoplasm. It's ghost mucus.
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Spöket Staffan : The Count wanted the Princess to marry him, but she said that he wasn't her type, and disagreed.
Ivar Olsson : [sarcastically] The Interest Club takes a note.
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Leif Olsson : [carrying the parabole on his head] I'll be on the roof, kids. You keep things under control down here, right?
Ivar Olsson : [saluting] Yes, Mr. Chantarelle!
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Melitta Olsson : But what if the Count makes a ghost out of you too, like he did with Jean and Staffan?
Ivar Olsson : It's a risk I have to take.
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Melitta Olsson : [about Dioda] How come she can't talk?
Lillan Olsson : Well, she's been locked away for a long time, maybe she just forgot how to speak.
Ivar Olsson : Yeah, I forget my English vocabulary in a week!
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Ivar Olsson : [thinking] I have to talk to her. But what am I going to say? "Hi, handsome, you wanna hang out and play video games." No, not that! "What's a princess like you doing in a castle like this?" No, that's not good either! I know! "Do you want to come with me and read The Phantom?" No, no, no! Why does she have to be able to read my mind? Hey, wait! If I wear the saucepan over my head, she can't hear my thoughts! That's good.
[puts saucepan on his head]
Ivar Olsson : [Princess Dioda walks in]
Princess Dioda : Hi, Ivar. Why do you have that saucepan on your head?
Ivar Olsson : [removes the saucepan and thinks to Dioda]
Princess Dioda : What? ..."The Phantom", what's that?
Ivar Olsson : Noo! That wasn't what I was supposed to think!
Princess Dioda : What?
Ivar Olsson : I was thinking I was going to think what I didn't think. So the thought that I thought was not the thought I was thinking about!
Princess Dioda : Ivar... I have ears, too.
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Ivar Olsson : [about Måns' scooter] Have you ever gone faster than this?
Måns, paperboy : Yeah, once. But the wind was in my back, and I had to take a leak.
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Ivar Olsson : [thinking] She's so good-looking!
Princess Dioda : You look pretty good, too, Ivar.
Ivar Olsson : [thinking] Huh! She can read my mind! This is so embarrassing!
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Melitta Olsson : [to Ralf] Hey... you're friend's been to the bathroom for pretty long now, maybe we should go check on him?
Astrid Olsson : Oh, God, please don't tell me the bathroom door's lock is jammed again! Leif, go check on it!
Ralf, burglar : No! No. I mean, he's got a very big bladder. You never know how long he'll be in there. Sometimes he has to stand there for days and nights!
Ivar Olsson : Hey, you just said his bladder was really small. Now you're saying it's big. Make up your mind!
Ralf, burglar : Uh... yeah! You know, that's the thing with his bladder. Sometimes it's really really big, and then - suddenly! - it's small. Yeah, his bladder is a complete mystery, you never know where you have it.