Suddenly Susan (1996–2000)
Brooke Shields: Susan Keane
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Quotes
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Girl in audience : So, do you need a college degree to work in a magazine?
Vicki : No, not if you're sleeping with the boss.
Susan : Excuse me!
Luis : No, don't excuse it Vicki.
Jack : Oh, shut up Luis.
Luis : No, you shut up.
Jack : You shut up.
Vicki : [to Jack] You shut up.
Todd : [to Vicki] You shut up!
Vicki : [to Todd] I'm on your side!
Boy in audience : yeah, I'm confused... which one of you is sleeping with the boss?
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Susan : We don't need men to have a good time. We need men to take their clothes off!
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Hollywood Hogan : You know it's people like you that sit around whining about what's wrong with the world that annoy me. Well, I don't whine sister, I kick ass, so what do you think about that?
Susan : I'll tell you what I think about that, I'm gonna bury you.
Hollywood Hogan : What does that mean?
Susan : It means that I'm gonna run against you as supervisor and I'm gonna kick your ass!
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Zack Hayward : God, that moon is huge.
Susan : You can see the moon through the fog?
Zack Hayward : No, I'm talking about the guy flashing me from across the street.
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Susan : I'm Susan Keane-Champion of the poor, the young, the elderly, the small business owners, the vegetarians, the meat eaters alike! All the people of this great city and I'm here to tell you that NOBODY KICKS MY ASS!
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Susan : It's career day at my old junior high. You're more than welcome to come.
Maddy : Mmmmm... No thanks, I already have a career.
Vicki : Yeah... office hag!
Maddy : Vicki, I could responds to your childish remark by mentioning that your hair would embarrass a troll doll but I'm not going to sink to your level.
Vicki : Hag!
Maddy : Freak!
Vicki : Skank!
Maddy : Get a hat!
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Susan : I'm just a little concerned with what seems to be your growing obsession with my Nana.
Vicki : That's ridiculous! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to run down to Market Street. Helen should be on the number 20 bus and I want to be there to wave as she goes by.
Susan : Sure, it's all fun and games until somebody needs a restraining order!
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Susan : Someone just faxed us their eighty five year old butt.