Demon in the Bottle (1996)

Randall William Cook: Pirate Captain, Mr. Lambert, Voice of the Guardian

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• Mr. Lambert : Hm, interesting report Amanda. But I hate to break it to ya but in this class we study History not Creative Writing.

  Amanda : But Mr. Lambert, this is a true story. It happened right here in New Orleans.

  Mr. Lambert : [Looks impressed]  Mmmkay, documentation please? Books?

  Amanda : I really don't have any books. It's kinda like an oral history.

  Mr. Lambert : Oh so you mean some family history passed down from generation to generation?

  Amanda : Not exactly.

  Mr. Lambert : I have to say Amanda, the accuracy of sources is questionable.

  Amanda : I was personally told by someone who was there.

  [the class of students giggle] 

  Mr. Lambert : OK? So there's a 350 year old pirate here in town? Are you always this informed?

  Amanda : He doesn't live anywhere, anymore.

  Mr. Lambert : You - you just said...

  Amanda : I interviewed him...

  [mutters] 

  Amanda : With an Ouija board.

  Mr. Lambert : With a what did I just hear?

  Amanda : [She says it louder]  With a Ouija board.

  [the class of students laugh] 

  Mr. Lambert : Okay, Okay. Hey! Amanda is entitled to her beliefs that's not the issue here. Okay, Amanda you have an assignment. It was a history assignment. I'm gonna have to give you an incomplete until you re-write that assignment. And please remember History is facts.