Kingpin (1996)
Hank Brandt: Bowling Priest
Quotes
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Bowling Priest : You see, bowling for money... that's my only vice.
Cocktail Waitress : Here's your drink.
Bowling Priest : Thanks sugar
[takes drink from a double bourbon on the rocks and pats waitress' behind]
Bowling Priest : . Okay, two vices.
Ernie McCracken : That's still very good.
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[after Roy and Ernie's hustle has been busted]
Roy : Father, do something!
Bowling Priest : [ripping off collar] Oh yeah, I'm a priest, like you're a dictionary salesman.
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Roy : [to the Bowling Priest] Give us a chance to win our money back.
Ernie McCracken : Are you crazy?
[to the Priest]
Ernie McCracken : Padre, how much are you into us for already?
Bowling Priest : Uh, three-hundred and fifty.
Ernie McCracken : $350. That's a landau roof and power steering down the drain. Could be in your pocket right now. Let's go.
Roy : Double or nothing I can pick up that spare. I think I can do it.
Ernie McCracken : That's the 6-7-10. You'll pick up that spare the same day my hair starts falling out. Come on, let's get outta here.
Roy : I can do this.
Ernie McCracken : For $700? No way. No. No way. For $700.
[grabs the money out of Roy's pocket]
Ernie McCracken : What have you got here? Fifteen-hundred. For $1500. Guys, you want some of the "action", as he calls it.
Bowling Priest : [to the hustlers] Come on, you chickenshits. I'm good for the money, put up my share.
Ernie McCracken : Now, Mr. Bigshot! Mr. "I wear my pants high and I pick up every spare... drunk or sober!"
Beaver Bowl Hustler : Alright, we'll take that bet.
Ernie McCracken : Fine, my friend, my so-called friend. Take your silly little ball and make your silly little spare... Or miss it!