- Henry: Talkin' about coffee, what's your opinion? Is it a social lubricant or a dangerous stimulant?
- Ron Lumpkin: Don't worry.
- Carly Lumpkin: Why shouldn't I worry?
- Ron Lumpkin: It makes you eat and then you gain weight.
- Avery Lumpkin: What's going on?
- Val Lumpkin: Our Mom's a lesbian.
- Carly Lumpkin: I guess you could put it that way.
- Avery Lumpkin: What about Dad? Is he a lesbian too?
- Val Lumpkin: You dolt! Lesbians are women who do it with other women.
- Avery Lumpkin: Do what?
- [Val glares at Avery with a stupid look for a few seconds; then his face lights up as he understands]
- Avery Lumpkin: Oh...
- Lorne Allen: I don't like homosexuals any more than the next man, but - God damn it! - we've got a winning basketball team. Can't we wait and fire them after the season?