- Robin McAllister: [reading Locksley's motto, "Give us a boy and we will give you back a man", sighs] Give me a break or I'll give you back the uniform.
- Marion Fitzwater: This is some setup.
- Robin McAllister: You into computers?
- Marion Fitzwater: Sometimes, so uh, you one of those computer nerds?
- Robin McAllister: Well, let's just say it's one of my unique gifts, step aside, watch the master work.
- [he sits down at the computer]
- Robin McAllister: Okay...
- [he starts typing]
- Marion Fitzwater: What are you doing?
- Robin McAllister: Surfin' the net.
- Marion Fitzwater: The what?
- Robin McAllister: The internet. Us nerds can access information from all over the world. Inside information if you know what you're doing.