Twister (I) (1996)

Scott Thomson: Jason 'Preacher' Rowe

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• Joey : [Discussing at Meg's on the tornadoes they have seen so far at Meg's home at her dining table, eating steak and eggs]  No, that was a good size twister. What was it, an F3?

  Bill : Solid F2.

  Melissa : See, now you have lost me again.

  Bill : It's the Fujita scale. It measures a tornado's intensity by how much it eats.

  Melissa : Eats?

  Bill : Destroys.

  Laurence : That one we encountered back there was a strong F2, possibly an F3.

  Beltzer : Maybe we'll see some 4's.

  Haynes : That would be sweet!

  Bill : 4 is good. 4 will relocate your house very efficiently.

  Melissa : Is there an F5?

  [Everyone goes dead silent] 

  Melissa : What would that be like?

  Jason 'Preacher' Rowe : The Finger of God.

  Melissa : None of you has ever seen an F5?

  Bill : ...Just one of us.

  [Looks upstairs, indicating Jo] 

• Melissa : [at Meg's home at her dining table, eating steak and eggs]  Why do you call Billy "The Extreme?"

  Dusty : Because Billy *is* "The Extreme."

  Jason 'Preacher' Rowe : Bill is the most outta control son of a bitch in the game!

  Bill : [looking at Jo]  No, I think I came in second.

  Dusty : So we get this one near Daleton, right?

  Rabbit : Oh, God.

  Jo : You guys have got to get some new stories. I'm gonna go wash up.

  Dusty : And we are way too close. And Jo's got the vid on it right, she's filming it. And all of the sudden outta nowhere, this shitty lookin' green Valiant comes pulling up right in the way.

  Beltzer : [points to Bill]  And this loser stumbles out of the car, he's got like a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand...

  Dusty : He's naked!

  Rabbit : He is *butt* naked!

  Beltzer : Naked!

  Bill : NOT naked! I was NOT naked!

  Beltzer : [whispering & laughing in Melissa's ear]  He was without apparel.

  Bill : Half naked.

  Dusty : Naked. Ok, so Jo's yelling at him to get out of the way, right?

  [all laugh] 

  Dusty : And he just strolls up to the twister, says 'have a drink', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it NEVER hits the ground.

  Jason 'Preacher' Rowe : The twister caught it, and sucked it right up!

  Bill : [directing towards Melissa]  Honey, this is a tissue of lies. See, there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.

• Bill : [Rabbit is leading them through a field as a short cut to get ahead of Jonas]  This is a field, Rabbit.

  Rabbit : I know, keep going beyond it, right through that brush. See that brush right in front of you?

  Bill : Yeah we see the brush, what's beyond that?

  Rabbit : Beyond what?

  Jo : Beyond what? Beyond the brush!

  Bill : The brush, a brick wall, a bearded lady, what?

  Rabbit : Oh, um... it's the highway, it's the highway.

  Jo : [the team seems to be heading into nothing but taller brush]  Where's the road, Rabbit?

  Allan Sanders : Yeah where's the road man?

  Rabbit : It should be any moment.

  Bill : Watch out!

  [Without warning, Jo almost slams right into Jonas's van as they reach the highway. The rest of Jo's team also force much of Jonas's caravan off the road] 

  Jason 'Preacher' Rowe : [Sarcastically]  Hello! Shit.