- Divatox: Hi, Rita? D. here.
- Rita Repulsa: Huh?
- Divatox: Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you, I forgot about the time change. Now, listen. I know you have some experience in this matter. I need your advice: How do I get rid of the Power Rangers?
- Rita Repulsa: What? The Power Rangers?
- [cackling]
- Rita Repulsa: If I knew that, do you think I would be lying here listening to this?
- [puts the phone on Lord Zedd, who is snoring]
- Rita Repulsa: My advice to you, Divatox? RUN!
- [cackling and hangs up the phone]
- Divatox: Thanks for nothing.
- [hangs up the phone]
- Rygog: The volcano, it's erupting. We better get out of here.
- Divatox: Oh, my plan! The money! The jewels! The plastic surgery. I didn't even get a honeymoon! You mark my words, Rygog, the Power Rangers will pay for this one day. I never accept defeat.
- Rygog: Right. No defeat. So what do we do now?
- Divatox: [the volcano starts erupting] RUN!
- Tommy Oliver: Oh, man! This is awesome!
- Adam Park: Desert Thunder ready to rumble.
- Katherine 'Kat' Hillard: Wind Chaster ready to howl.
- Tanya Sloan: Dune Star's gonna shine.
- Tommy Oliver: Ready Lighting ready to bolt.
- Adam Park: All systems ready to go, Tommy.
- Tommy Oliver: All right, let's rip some velocity. Shift into turbo.
- Red Turbo Ranger: Hey, did we miss the party?
- Divatox: Who invited you?
- Kimberly Hart: We did. Rangers, this is Divatox.
- [turns to Divatox]
- Kimberly Hart: Divatox, this is your worst nightmare.
- Divatox: Ha! Lower them into the volcano.
- Eugene "Skull" Skullovitch: [Spanish accented] Hola!
- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: [German accented] Yeah! Guten tag!
- Eugene "Skull" Skullovitch: My name is Antonio Bandana.
- Kimberly Hart: Bulk?
- Jason Lee Scott: Skull?
- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: You are speaking to us?
- Eugene "Skull" Skullovitch: Who is this "Bulk" and "Skull?"
- Jason Lee Scott: Something is strange with these two.
- Kimberly Hart: Oh, you just figured that one out?
- [Jason has Tommy in a stranglehold close to the fire pit]
- Jason Lee Scott: NOW I'M THE ONE WITH THE MUSCLES AND THE POWER!
- Tommy Oliver: That's right, Jase, but you're not using your brain power!
- Divatox: [angrily] What do you mean, you can't find Lerigot?
- Elgar: Well, uh...
- Divatox: And are these my two humans of purity and strength?
- Elgar: Yeah! Check them out. I even scrambled their brains so they'd be easier to deal with.
- [He reveals Bulk and Skull, covered in garbage]
- Elgar: Ta-da! What do you think?
- Divatox: [holding her nose, gags] Are you out of your mind?
- [Rygog began to laugh]
- Divatox: The idea was to woo Maligore, not make him lose his lunch!
- [slaps Elgar]
- Divatox: I'm giving you one more chance. Don't blow it.
- [blows raspberry at Elgar]
- Elgar: Yes, ma'am!
- [to the Piranhatrons]
- Elgar: Hey, you heard the lady! Go find me some more humans, you losers!
- [Elgar begins to slap the Piranhatrons]
- Zordon: Behold your new Turbo Zords.
- Tanya Sloan: They're just ordinary cars.
- Zordon: No, Tanya, they are extraordinary cars, vehicles equipped with the power and velocity of turbo technology. Individually, they are formidable fighting machines. But when merged together, they form the Turbo Megazord, the most powerful Zord ever created.
- [Bulk and Skull watch as Jason and Kimberly try to pry the panel off the wall while the whole bilge is flooding]
- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: We go swimming?
- Jason Lee Scott: Would you guys be quiet? I'm trying to get us outta here!
- Tommy Oliver: Kim!
- [Removes helmet]
- Tommy Oliver: Look at me, Kim. Look at me!
- Pink Turbo Ranger: Yes! We're your friends!
- Kimberly Hart: Friends? Hahaha! I don't have any friends.
- [Tommy is tackled by Jason and pulled away]
- Kimberly Hart: And sweetie? Pink is out.
- [Brutally kicks Kat and walks away]
- Lt. Stone: Boys, listen up, because you know how I hate to repeat myself. I HATE to repeat myself.
- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: Just did, sir.
- Adam Park: Rocky?
- Justin Stewart: [Exiting his Zord] Wow, cool!
- Tanya Sloan: Justin, what are you doing here?
- Justin Stewart: Rocky couldn't make it, so he sent me.
- Adam Park: What are you talking about?
- Justin Stewart: Guys, I'm the new Blue Ranger! Isn't that cool or what?
- Katherine 'Kat' Hillard: What?
- Justin Stewart: Man, I was afraid I wasn't gonna make it. Alpha had to give me a crash course in driving. Good thing you don't need a license to drive a Zord.
- [Divatox cuts off Elgar's hand, Rygog catches it]
- Elgar: Oh, not again!
- Rygog: Never send a moron to do a mutants job.
- Elgar: Huh. If you're so great, why don't you do the job, Rygog? That little runt Lerigot is still out there with the key to the island of Muiranthias.
- Rygog: No thanks. But I'd be happy to lend a hand.
- [gives Elgar back his hand]
- [Divatox enters. The Piranhatron looked at her]
- Divatox: [screaming] Idiots!
- [walked to the Piranhatrons and began to hitting them]
- Divatox: Your worthless!
- [turns to Elgar, points him]
- Divatox: And you!
- Elgar: Me?
- Divatox: You lost Lerigot? You let him get away.
- Elgar: I told you those bolt brains didn't have a clue.
- Divatox: Oh, shut up, Elgar! Those are your bolt brains... which makes this all your fault.
- Elgar: Come on, don't punish me. I'm your favorite nephew. Huh?
- [points at the two Piranhatrons]
- Elgar: Hey, you two losers, I nearly got fried for your screw up. You're just lucky Aunt Divatox likes me.
- [first lines]
- Zordon: On a distant planet lives a Great Wizard named Lerigot. He is the keeper of a Golden Key which unlocks the dimensional gateways of the universe... Lerigot is hunted by Divatox, a wicked Galactic Pirate, who need the Wizard's power to release a terrible demon-like creature... Her plan is to join with him in a sinister marriage and bring forth a reign of terror on the galaxy... Lerigot's only chance is to seek the help of powerful friends. But, first, he must escape his planet and make his way to Earth...
- Divatox: Too late, Rangers!
- Tommy Oliver: Kim!
- Divatox: Even now, they're becoming his spawns of evil!
- Adam Park: Hey, Rocky, maybe we *are* trying too hard.
- Rocky DeSantos: Maybe we're not trying hard enough.
- [misses his spinning kick and falls out of the ring]
- Jason Lee Scott: Kim.
- Kimberly Hart: Yeah?
- Jason Lee Scott: I think we're in major trouble here.
- Kimberly Hart: I'd say. I wish we could morph.
- Blue Turbo Ranger: Divatox... give up?
- Divatox: Elgar, go and give power boy my answer.
- Blue Turbo Ranger: Whoa!
- Elgar: Come back, you little twerp.
- Green Turbo Ranger: What's the plan, Tommy? That barely fazed him.
- Red Turbo Ranger: When gotta let brimstone breath outside and call in our Zords.
- Blue Turbo Ranger: All right! I was hoping you would say that.
- Red Turbo Ranger: Let's do it!
- Divatox: [alarm goes off] Now what?
- Rygog: This is impossible. Our radar is detecting 5 human life forms approaching the island.
- Jason Lee Scott: I knew they wouldn't let me down, Divatox.
- Divatox: Oh! I have to get rid of those Power Rangers!
- Elgar: Yeah, they're getting on my nerves.
- Kimberly Hart: [to Jason] This is so lame. You know, we come back here to surprise everyone and help out with the shelter, the next thing you know we're snack food for some monster with the munchies.
- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: Munchies?
- Divatox: Oh, and by the way, as a token of my appreciation, I'll spare a couple of your favorite humans. They're certainly not much to look at. But my sensors tell me they were once of your, um, what do you call them? Oh, yes, Power Rangers.
- Tommy Oliver: Kimberly.
- Divatox: Do what I say or its lights out for all of them.
- Tommy Oliver: And Jason.
- Blue Turbo Ranger: I think it's time to break out the hardware.
- Red Turbo Ranger: Good call, Justin. Let's do It!
- [the Rangers bring out their Turbo weaponry]
- Red Turbo Ranger: Turbo lightning sword!
- Blue Turbo Ranger: Turbo hand blasters!
- Yellow Turbo Ranger: Turbo star chargers!
- Green Turbo Ranger: Turbo thunder cannon!
- Pink Turbo Ranger: Turbo wind fire!
- Tommy Oliver: Take out your morphers. It's time to kick into action. Shift into turbo!
- Justin Stewart: Mountain Blaster, turbo power!
- Adam Park: Desert Thunder, turbo power!
- Tanya Sloan: Dune Star, turbo power!
- Katherine 'Kat' Hillard: Wind Chaser, turbo power!
- Tommy Oliver: Red Lightning, turbo power!
- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: Lt. Stone is already gonna kill us for being late, so turn right!
- Eugene "Skull" Skullovitch: Left. Left is north! North Star! Look at the stars there, man!
- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: That star?
- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: That star is moving.
- Eugene "Skull" Skullovitch: Can we make a wish?
- Tanya Sloan: Our cover is blown. Something's coming toward us.
- Tommy Oliver: And it's coming fast.
- Katherine 'Kat' Hillard: We can't be detected inside the turbo vehicles.
- Justin Stewart: Come on! We got to get our butts in those cars.