Dirty Work (1998)
Fred Wolf: Homeless Guy
Quotes
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Mitch : Hey, homeless guys!
[Three homeless guys leaning outside Travis Cole's building look up listlessly at him]
Mitch : I'll tell ya what. I'll give you a dollar each if you'll go into this building here and run around yellin' and screamin'.
Homeless Guy : Uh, that's very nice, but I think what you probably need are, like, some psycho, out-of-control homeless guys?
Homeless Guy : Yeah, we're more the broken, spiritless, I've-lost-the-will-to-live type homeless guys.
Mitch : How about for two dollars?
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Homeless Guy : And then when you jumped on that security guard's back and you were yelling in his ear, "The CIA put a chip in my brain!" I was laughing so hard, I almost shit my pants.
Homeless Guy : [grinning] Almost!
[They do a high-five]