The Object of My Affection (1998)

Nigel Hawthorne: Rodney Fraser

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• Rodney : Don't fix your life so that you're left alone right when you come to the middle of it.

• Rodney Fraser : One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.

• Rodney Fraser : Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?

  Nina Borowski : I haven't practiced for a while.

• Rodney : Clearly, the no-talent who directed this hoped to transform the world's greatest love story into a Calvin Klein commercial. The man should be shot.

  Romeo & Juliet Director : Mr. Fraser.

  Rodney : Yes.

  Romeo & Juliet Director : I'm the director.

  Rodney : Ah!

  [Director punches Rodney in the face]