- [First lines]
- Santa: [Narration] All around the world, no matter where you live, there's one very special night of the year - Christmas Eve, when I deliver the gifts my elves have been making to all the good children around the world. Ho, ho, that's a lot of toys. Have you ever wondered how i circle the globe in a single night? The truth is I get a little help from some very special friends. But sometimes, even their help isn't enough. Sometimes I need a little... Christmas magic.
- Santa: [Over the opening credits] Ah, yes. The good Christmas witch Granny Rose, one of my very best helpers. But one Christmas Eve, Granny Rose had such a bad cold that I worried Christmas wouldn't come to her little town. That year, even I learned a surprising lesson about friendship and the magic that makes dreams come true.
- Santa: [Over the opening title] Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
- [Last lines before the ending song]
- Santa: [Narrates] Very special, indeed! And they went on to bring happiness to children for years to come! Ho, ho, ho, ho!
- Rocko the Burgler: I'm going home.
- Smithy the Burgler: You're not going anywhere.
- Rocko the Burgler: Says who?
- Smithy the Burgler: Says me!
- [he grabs Rocko by the shirt and shakes him angrily]
- Smithy the Burgler: .
- Mr. Potter: [finds the toy general soldier buried in the snow] This is exactly the soldier that little Johnny wanted. Why he's a perfect Christmas present. You know I really think there is a Santa.
- Samantha: [screams happily when she finds The Skipper in her sink cause she thinks he's a dolly]
- The Skipper: [screams in horror when he realizes the boy he was hoping for named Sam is a girl named Samantha]
- Samantha: [picks the Skipper up and shakes him happily] Mama! Mama! Santa brought me a Dolly and she's beautiful!
- The Skipper: Samantha? What have I done?
- Samantha: I love her! I love her! But who messed up your face? I'll make you curls and a nice little dress.
- [she takes him in her bedroom and shuts the door]
- Samantha: .
- The Skipper: But I... .I... .