- Barbi: Yes, Charlie, we're here.
- Charlie: [voice] Good morning, Barbi and good morning to you too, Devils or perhaps I should say three devils?
- Sandi, Sinthia, Shari: Good morning, Charlie. Bad joke, Charlie!
- Barbi: So, what's up Charlie?
- Charlie: [voice] You really want to know what's up?
- Barbi: Go on, tell us.
- Charlie: [voice] Well, at this moment I'm up, as a result of some excellent mouth-to-cock resuscitation.
- Sandi: Hey, Charlie, I thought you sprained your back playing tennis.
- Charlie: [voice] I did Sandi. But I'm well on the road to recovery, thanks to some excellent nursing.
- Bartender: Help you ma'am?
- Sinthia: Yeah. A shot of tequila, straight up.
- Bartender: Yes, ma'am. Coming right up.
- Sinthia: [to Johnny Wadd] Boy, I've been waiting around this place for 20 minutes just to get a seat.
- Johnny Wadd: You alone?
- Sinthia: Yeah. Just visiting San Francisco. Some people told me the food in here was really good.
- Johnny Wadd: Good? No, it's not good. It's probably the best place in San Francisco to eat. It's excellent.
- Sinthia: I certainly hope so. I could die of starvation before I got something to eat.
- Johnny Wadd: Doesn't happen over twice a year. You're safe.
- [first lines]
- Johnny Wadd: [voice-over] The Chinese believe that certain pieces of jade are endowed with mystical qualities. Qualities which can pass on to its owner untold power, wealth, and happiness. A legend, I thought at first. But now I'm beginning to wonder. In fact, I've been wondering ever since a certain piece of this type of jade came into my possession by accident. By accident, or was it destiny? All I know is that from that time on in the life of Johnny Wadd, private investigator, it has never been quite the same. And I have a strange feeling that it's all because of that mysterious carved figurine called the China Cat.
- [last lines]
- Johnny Wadd: [voice-over] Well, what next? Another little Oriental hit lady? Another blonde with knock-out drops in her snatch? Well, I guess I'm just going to have to wait and see what's going to try and come between me and that dangerous, that gorgeous hunk of jade, the China Cat.