Heartbreakers (2001)

Anne Bancroft: Gloria Vogal, Barbara

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• [last lines] 

  Vinny Staggliano : I never realized I could feel this wa again. That I could be so totally in love with someone.

  Barbara : Oh, I feel the same way Stanley...

  Vinny Staggliano : You're beautiful.

  Barbara : Thank you.

  Max Conners : [watching with binoculars and a big grin] 

• Max Conners : I've assumed my husband always filed the tax return.

  Gloria Vogal : Which one?

• Max Conners : I don't understand, Philip. We deposit our money and you give it back when we say so.

  Philip Tinker : I'm afraid it's not so simple, Miss Conners.

  [Philip looks over at Gloria Vogel] 

  Gloria Vogal : Hello, I'm Gloria Vogal, IRS.

  Max Conners : Oh, hello.

  Gloria Vogal : Oh, I see you've heard of us since we so seldom hear from you.

  Max Conners : I know I'm a little late with this year's return.

  Gloria Vogal : Maybe even in the last 7.

  Page Conners : Mother, I'm stunned! I had no idea you would evade your responsibilities as a U.S. citizen.

  Gloria Vogal : [Grabs Page by the shoulder and forces back down into her seat]  Shut up, Miss Conners! We've never seen a dime from you either!

  Max Conners : Look, I know what must've happened. I've always assumed that my taxes were filed by my husband.

  Gloria Vogal : Which one?

  Max Conners : Look, just because I've had some trouble with my personal life-...

  Gloria Vogal : - -Miss Conners, how you earn your money is of no use to us. Now, how can I put this in a language that you'll understand? We just want our cut.

  Page Conners : How much?

  Gloria Vogal : With interest and penalties, the total comes to $287,456.11.

  Page Conners : What?

  Max Conners : Ugh!

  [She takes out her checkbook, and takes a pen from Philip's desk, but Gloria takes the pen out of Max's hand] 

  Gloria Vogal : Oh no no no. I'm afraid that amount is an addition to what used to be in your accounts. Your latest divorce settlement arrived this morning. Thanks.

  Max Conners : But that's everything.

  Gloria Vogal : It's not all bad. We'll give you a full 90 days to pay. Or, we move forward with criminal charges, for Felony, Tax Evasion, and Fraud.

  [Max and Page are speechless and in shock] 

  Gloria Vogal : [Whispered and with relish]  Good luck.