Sat, Jan 3, 1998
Wayne feels overwhelmed with the demands of work and his family so he invents something that will make him go from place to place in seconds. He sets the level on high and somehow travels at the speed of light. Jennings finds a copy of the invention and is travelling fast too and playing tricks on people. The two of them get stuck at hyperspeed and must use another Szalinski invention to slow their molecules.
Sat, Feb 7, 1998
Wayne accidentally blows up the mayor's car in front of the mayor which upsets Diane, who wants to run for the school board, so he goes back in time to redo things. He accidentally goes back to the time of the barbarians. When Wayne comes back he accidentally brings the Barbarians with him but when he tries to send them back the machine is broken. The barbarians become involved in the school board race when they are convinced that Diane's rival is Loki, the Norse god of mischief.
Sat, Feb 14, 1998
Diane is very nervous about her case against a tough lawyer so Wayne invents a thinky ring to help her retrieve her thoughts better. Unfortunately, she becomes a brain sucking vampire. Wayne finds out and goes after her to lure her home. Nick manages to get the ring off but this turns him into a brain sucking vampire. Diane figures things out and plots to fight Nick and get the ring off before he takes over the world.
Sat, Feb 21, 1998
Wayne turns Amy's bicycle into a super speed mountain bike. Amy goes on a bike ride through the woods, crashes, twists her ankle and finds refuge in a cave. Amy meets Bigfoot and she names him George after Curious George. He saves her and takes Amy to her house. Now the family must get him back along with his wife, a Yeti.
Sat, Feb 28, 1998
Since Diane is allergic to chocolate Wayne tries to remove the allergic compound from the chocolate, but accidentally creates a chocolate that makes people fall in love. Damon, Amy's best friend, has a crush on Amy and Nick tries to get Amy to eat the chocolate. When she finds out how the chocolates work, she tries to get her crush "the make out king" to eat it. Diane, Wayne, Tiara, and a mutated Dr. Jennings also eat the chocolates, so Nick has to find the antidote that will make everyone (relatively) normal again.
Sat, Mar 28, 1998
Wayne reluctantly has to make a toy bear more high tech after sharing his feelings at Jentech West. He makes the bear smart and while downloading data onto the bear's computer chip, a virus named Legion is also downloaded onto the chip. Now the bear is bent on taking over the world and the family now must stop the bear before he can wreak havoc.
Sat, Apr 4, 1998
Wayne makes gadgets for spies in Canada. Now they are on a mission to stop a missile from blowing up the moon as the situation becomes increasingly complicated. Diane acts as a spy to discover more information and ends up with a don who takes her as a call girl. She bravely shares bed with him while her daughter is tortured by thugs.
Top-rated
Wed, Apr 22, 1998
The prospect of dissecting a frog is giving Nick nightmares so Wayne invents a dream machine that would go into Nick's dream. He kills the frog but is threatened never to come back into the dream world again. Amy, against her dad's wishes, goes in so she can annoy Nick, so now the family can't sleep or else they could die.
Sat, May 2, 1998
Wayne, wanting to please Nick, invents a Refuse Ingesting Protozoa or RIP that can eat anything. Jennings, who is being tracked by an environmentalist, puts toxic waste in Wayne's invention. RIP infected Quark, Quark infected the mail-man and so on. Now Wayne and family must stop these garbage eating zombies and get them to Jentech West where there is a high security system.
Top-rated
Sat, May 9, 1998
Wayne's Chameleonator makes people invisible. The Chameleonator was originally made to change the people's skin color, so they wouldn't need to use make-up anymore. A mole in the company is telling another company about the invention. Amy and Wayne must stop the mole and get his invention back from the company that took it.
Sat, Sep 26, 1998
Wayne invents a way to make veggies bigger, only it turns the veggies into big bad mutants. Quark eats some of the stuff after the Szalinskis killed the Mutant Veggies. So now Quark is mutating and looks like Godzilla. Can the family get Quark back to normal before he destroys the town?
Top-rated
Sat, Oct 3, 1998
Wayne creates a skin lotion to make people become great swimmers like fish in the water. Amy takes some of it to a pool party that she is invited to. When Amy uses the lotion, she becomes the life of the pool party so the girl who the party is being held for tries it as well. However, things go terribly wrong (as usual) when the girls find the lotion has turned them into "mermaids". They'll end up completely turning into fish unless Wayne can create an antidote. However, things get even worse when the desperate and greedy owner of the pool kidnaps the girls to use them as a money-making attraction.
Sat, Oct 17, 1998
Wayne sees a meteorite heading for Earth though his super scope. Whilst the people in town cause havoc and the people at Jentech are acting crazy, Wayne must figure out how to stop the asteroids. Things get a little more complicated when Jennings' brother has a launch system to blow up the meteorite while Wayne finds out there is life on the asteroid. Can he save the world?
Top-rated
Sat, Oct 24, 1998
Wayne creates the Szalinski Scan-O-Caster a machine that scans text, converts the narrative into tangible holograms, and projects the stories as 3-D images. A book accidentally falls on the machine, turns it on and makes all the Urban legends come to life. Meanwhile there's a new kid at Nick's school, David Foaf.
Sat, Nov 7, 1998
Wayne has invented a machine that will make old people feel and act younger. However, it takes Diane and Wayne's youth, giving it to an older couple; the effects take a long time to kick in. As the other couple grows young and immature, Wayne and Diane grow old and scared for their lives. Can Nick and Amy find the old couple and bring them back before Wayne dies of old age and can't reverse the process?