P.U.N.K.S. (1999)

Jessica Alba: Samantha Swaboda

Quotes 

• Drew Utley : First things first: we have to swear in new members.

  Miles Kitchen : [pulling Drew to the side, whispering]  What about...

  Samantha Swoboda : [interrupting, leaning over Miles and Drew]  ... the G.I.R.L.?

• Samantha Swoboda : Who's the guy eatin' Styrofoam?

  Drew Utley : That would be Lanny.

  Lanny Nygren : Um, it's a rice cake. High in complex carbohydrates, uh, less than a gram of fat and uh, six grams of fiber. I just... thought you should know, you weren't even close.

  Samantha Swoboda : And, uh, where'd you get this one, the weinie factory?

  Miles Kitchen : Excuse me! I have an IQ of 160.

  Samantha Swoboda : [mockingly]  Oh really? Well, I've got a calculator!

• Samantha Swoboda : This is it. My dad's been sick for a while, so I've been picking up some of his repo jobs on the sly. I've tagged along so many of these, I can do 'em in my sleep.

  Miles Kitchen : Isn't this stealing?

  Samantha Swoboda : Not if you don't pay your bills. See, you've got your master keys, your lockpicks, your right angle screwdrivers, your extractors, and of course, the modified slim jim.

• Jonny Pasiotopolis : This is the bomb! We could sell this for a fortune!

  Drew Utley : Whoa, Jonny. This is classified intelligence. I mean we should be camouflaging this.

  Samantha Swoboda : Yo, wouldn't it be phat if we painted it like cherry red with flames?

  Miles Kitchen : It's an Augmentor, not a Camaro.

  Samantha Swoboda : So what's your idea, wastoid?

  Drew Utley : Hey, wait, wait everybody! Knock it off you guys!

  Samantha Swoboda : What are you looking at?

  Miles Kitchen : I don't know. Thought it was a girl, but uh, I'm open to suggestions.

• Miles Kitchen : I say we give up Samantha and Jonny like ugly stepkids. It's their their stinkin' prints muckin' up the works!

  Samantha Swoboda : [fires a spitball at him]  Yeah right. We are not goin' down without our accomplices. We'll name names.

  Miles Kitchen : I told you she was trouble! She's evil!

• Samantha Swoboda : We better crash at your guys' place for a while in case they come after us.

  Miles Kitchen : Oh sure. 'Hi Mom, Dad. This fourteen-year-old girl, she's just sleeping over tonight. Don't mind me, I'll be upstairs, in my room, *entering puberty*!' Are you nuts?