Samurai Cop (1991)
Holland: Nurse
Quotes
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Nurse : Do you like what you see?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : I love what I see.
Nurse : Would you like to touch what you see?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : Yes. Yes, I would.
Nurse : Would you like to go out with me?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : Uh, yes I would.
Nurse : Would you like to fuck me?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : Bingo.
Nurse : Well, then, let's see what you've got...
[investigates his bulge]
Nurse : Doesn't interest me. Nothing there.
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : Nothing there? Just exactly what would interest you, something the size of a jumbo jet?
Nurse : Have you been circumcised?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : Yeah, I have, why?
Nurse : Your doctor must have cut a large portion off.
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : No, uh, he was a, he was a good doctor.
Nurse : Good doctors make mistakes too, that's why they have insurance.
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : [getting closer to her] Hey... don't worry. I got enough. It's big.
Nurse : I want bigger.
[walks away]