Edtv (1999)

Woody Harrelson: Ray

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• Ray Pekurny : You know, how many chances do guys like you and I get?

  Ed : I don't know.

  Ray Pekurny : That's right, you don't know.

• Bill Maher : Okay, since we have Ray Pekurny on the panel today, we thought we'd talk to him about his book. It is called "My Brother Pissed On Me." Is that a metaphorical title or did he really piss on you?

  Ray Pekurny : I put it- I put it in the book.

  Bill Maher : Okay, then. Well, I'll be honest, I haven't read it, because, frankly, it sounds kind of stupid.

• Ray Pekurny : I mean, I'm human.

  Ed Pekurny : Come on, Ray. What do you mean? Why didn't you stop?

  Ray Pekurny : Stop?

  Ed Pekurny : Yeah, why didn't you stop?

  Ray Pekurny : I'm the guy. I don't stop. That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes.