Mystery, Alaska (1999)

Maury Chaykin: Bailey Pruitt

Quotes 

• Bailey Pruitt : [questioning a witness in court]  You don't like our little town very much, do you Mr. Walsh?

  Mr. Walsh : I have nothing against your town, Mr. Pruitt.

  Bailey Pruitt : Did you say, "What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck shithole town is this?"

• Bailey Pruitt : Big doings here in Mystery. Price World wants to build a store here, and now the New York Rangers are coming to town.

  Judge Walter Burns : Mr. Pruitt, I don't want to hear anything more about a hockey game in this courtroom. I told you about this.

  Bailey Pruitt : I'm sorry, Your Honor, I'm fat.

• Bailey Pruitt : [In court]  Objection! That statement is...

  [Can't think of a good reason, then under his breath] 

  Bailey Pruitt : Fuck it...