Mystery, Alaska (1999)

Beth Littleford: Janice Pettiboe

Quotes 

• Janice Pettiboe : It's a Rockwellian Christmas up here. Skating. Barbecues. Snow. We're here with defenseman Matt Marden, and... cut!

  Charles Danner : What?

  Janice Pettiboe : I can't feel my fingers.

  'Skank' Marden : You need to rub 'em on a nice, warm Yuletide log.

  Janice Pettiboe : I beg your pardon?

  'Skank' Marden : Look, Christmas is a lonely day for a guy to be chokin' his own chicken. And as women reporters go, I find you supple.

  Janice Pettiboe : Oh, that was lovely. It's a shame we weren't rolling for that.

  Charles Danner : I'm sure he'd be happy to repeat it.

  'Skank' Marden : [laughing]  You need to relax!

  Janice Pettiboe : Charles!

  'Skank' Marden : Do you like massages?

  [Skank leans over, bursting into laughter again]