Jeffrey Wallach: King, Granny, Monk

Quotes 

• Wolf : My, my, my, what a lovely little cottage you have here.

  Granny : Oh, thank you, thank you. Why don't you go sit down and have some nice hot tea, just brewed.

  Wolf : Why, thank you. Perhaps you've heard of me, I'm a friend of your granddaughter, Red Riding Hood.

  Granny : Oh, Red, that dear sweet little girl. Ya know, she's always bringing me wildflowers and cakes and candies and pies and things, but between you and me, I was hoping that she'd spend a little bit more time finding herself a nice handsome strong husband. Someone not unlike yourself. A brawny guy.

  Wolf : Well, perhaps you could put in a good word for me.

  Granny : Perhaps I could.

  [hands him a mug] 

  Granny : By the way, what was your name?

  Wolf : Oh...

  [Granny pours the tea past his mug into Wolf's lap] 

  Wolf : Jesus fucking Christ!

  Granny : Oh, you don't have to shout, Mr. Fuckingchrist, there's nothing wrong with my hearing. It's my eyesight that's off just a little.